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RULES:

The first person who comes up with:
 1.  A book idea that brings a six figure advance
 2.  A newspaper or magazine story idea that wins Dyan a Pulitzer prize


WINS A CHOICE OF:

  • All goods past their expiration dates in my refrigerator and medicine cabinet
  • My 1999 car for the day
  • Free obituary-writing services (good to plan ahead!)
  • A list of my 10 most penetrating questions guaranteed to reveal a person's true nature.
  • My Grandfather's mattress